Dancing to the beat of my own drum!

thetumblr-thisisatumblr: I suppose you’re all wondering why...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:27:37 -0400

I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today

THERE IS NO BETTER MOMENT AT A CONCERT THAN WHEN THE SINGER STOPS SINGING AND THE CROWD CONTINUES...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:27:22 -0400

THERE IS NO BETTER MOMENT AT A CONCERT THAN WHEN THE SINGER STOPS SINGING AND THE CROWD CONTINUES THE SONG AND YOU SEE THEM ALL SMILE ITS SO PERFECT

You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:21:11 -0400

You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 21:43:01 -0400

Fun fact: When this was filmed, the explosion didn’t go off at...

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:42:58 -0400

Fun fact: When this was filmed, the explosion didn’t go off at the right time but was delayed by a second or two, so Heath Ledger’s reaction is completely real.

blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet...

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:41:06 -0400

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST

mydemotions: HER TATTOO HER HAIR HER SHIRT HER FACE WHAT IS...

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:40:15 -0400

mydemotions:

HER TATTOO HER HAIR HER SHIRT HER FACE WHAT IS FUCKING OXYGEN

talkativeprovocative: every fandom ever i think the fact that...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:34:52 -0400

talkativeprovocative:

every fandom ever

i think the fact that this is emma stone makes it even more appropriate

tinydragongina:

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:19:14 -0400

tinydragongina:

deke-it-like-datsyuk: things to put on my resume i have as many oscars as leonardo dicaprio

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:04:55 -0400

deke-it-like-datsyuk:

things to put on my resume

i have as many oscars as leonardo dicaprio

croutoncat: powerpoint more like powerwhatsthepoint

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:01:24 -0400

croutoncat:

powerpoint more like powerwhatsthepoint

amoying: amoying: what did the french chef say to the pancake? I DONT GIVE A CRÊPE

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:01:23 -0400

amoying:

amoying:

what did the french chef say to the pancake?

I DONT GIVE A CRÊPE

esexist: sleeping comes so naturally to me like i could do it with my eyes closed tbh

Mon, 13 May 2013 15:58:46 -0400

esexist:

sleeping comes so naturally to me like i could do it with my eyes closed tbh

yungspic: u know he dead

Mon, 13 May 2013 15:58:39 -0400

yungspic:

u know he dead

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Mon, 13 May 2013 15:58:05 -0400

lusteens: p0kemina: I’m having an asthma attack omg this is...

Mon, 13 May 2013 06:28:51 -0400

lusteens:

p0kemina:

I’m having an asthma attack omg this is perfect

one of the few things on tumblr I genuinely find hilarious

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry...

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:24:31 -0400

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

je-taime-lindsay: Me

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:01:56 -0400

je-taime-lindsay:

Me

unabating:

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:01:29 -0400

unabating:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach When your...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:01:14 -0400

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

When your teacher is mean but teaches really good

When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts

When you’re singing alone on a golf course